hmmm, without sounding too coarse (pun intended), I'm fairly certain that if I was provided with the opportunity to assist in solving that problem, I could GUARANTEE an extraordinarily thorough and diligent, hands-on effort, sparing no nook or cranny in my dedicated mission to once again return Ms. Peach's torso (or any other affected bodily locales) to it's most pristine and grit free condition...
...or damn well die trying!
All of this, i would do this for the sole sake, and in the service of duty and humanity (and of course, the improvement of international relations!)
Well you see, this is the kind of gratitude one gets for extending themselves in the service of others!
Here I am, a good samaritan, with no greater goal than that of relieving a fellow human being from the nearly unbearable suffering caused by sand chafing!!!...
Oh well, they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions (not to mention the flattened corpses of drooling pervs like myself, mowed down by a sreamroller driven by none other than a certain Ms. Peach, the Sand-witch of Australia!).
In all sincerity, howver, I do hope the sand issue was reolved to everyones satisfaction (especially yours!)